Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Jan. 13 and 17:
Jan. 13
Vandalism: Overnight, 12722 SE 312th St. A contractor working on a project reported a possible attempted burglary at the job site.
Assault with a knife: 4:30 p.m., 500 block of 37th Street Southeast. Somebody stabbed a man in the leg during a domestic violence incident.
Vandalism: 4:28 p.m., 1800 block of Howard Road Southeast. Somebody shattered the front passenger window of a woman’s vehicle as she was driving it along a street.
Jan. 14
Weapons offense: 8:30 a.m., 1015 24th St. NE. Cascade Middle School’s principal turned over to police an AirSoft-type pistol.
Trespassing: 12:43 a.m., 12400 SE 312th St. A Shell gas station told a naughty woman to scram, and furthermore, to stay scrammed.
Jan. 16
Cops helping cops: 1:15 p.m., 2341 Auburn Way S. A pawn shop reported the presence of a suspect whom police agencies were eager to get their mitts on to investigate burglaries. Police showed up and arrested the fellow on local warrants and outside agency probable cause.
Robbery knife street: 4:43 p.m., 1019 28th St. NE. Somebody stabbed a man during a robbery at Brannan Park.
Get out! 9:32 p.m., 10 Auburn Avenue NE. A full-grown woman made such an egregious pain of herself at Auburn Avenue Theater that management strongly encouraged her to sample the bracing air of a Pacific Northwest evening in mid-January and to keep on a-sampling it for a period undisclosed.
Jan. 17
Theft: 12 p.m., 1420 17th St. SE. From her brother, a heroin-addicted woman swiped a 55-inch television.
Theft: 2 p.m., 400 block of 21st Street Southeast. A woman complained that somebody had stolen a Nintendo Wii system from her home.
Theft: 2:26 p.m., 2000 block of Ginkgo Street Southeast. Somebody plucked a USPS package off of somebody’s front door step and ran off with it on his or her thieving legs.
Theft: 6 a.m., 225 6th St. SE. While a work truck was parked at a hotel and its driver was snoozing inside, somebody stole power tools from it.
