Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between April 9 and 13:

April 9

Theft: 3:32 p.m., 1900 block of Elm Street Southeast. Somebody stole a gun from inside a home.

Trespassed from Walmart: 10:56 p.m., 762 Outlet Collection Drive SW. Walmart told a naughty woman “out with you for your misdeeds,” and she was.

April 11

Commercial burglary: 7:45 a.m., 814 Auburn Way S. A male apparently quite fond of fenced Dumpster areas tried to get into one belonging to a commercial business.

Disorderly conduct: 11:45 p.m., 6200 block of Charlotte Avenue Southeast. Police investigated an incident between a process server and an Auburn resident.

April 13

Burglary: 7:23 a.m., 1130 M St. SE. Burglars or a burglar carried off things undisclosed from a construction site.

Shoplifting: 1:49 p.m., 1425 Outlet Collection Way SW. Somebody swiped two drill sets from Coastal Farms worth undisclosed dollars.

Shoplifting: 12:30 p.m., 1232 A St. NE. A man fled Lowe’s without paying for the airless paint sprayers he’d filched.

Trespassing: 5:12 p.m., 100 block of N Street Northeast. The First Methodist Church gave an unwelcome fellow the old be ye gone.