Auburn police responded to the following calls for service between Aug. 16 and 18:
Aug. 16
Trespassing: By ordering a meal at the Muckleshoot Casino and depositing it in his belly without paying for it, a man violated a trespass notice, thereby getting himself arrested and booked on theft and trespass charges.
Aug. 17
Weapons offense: 7:43 a.m., 401 37th St. SE. Arguing with a neighbor, a fellow unlawfully displayed a firearm, and in this way got himself arrested.
Attempted theft: 1:30 p.m., 11400 block of Southeast 304th St. An Auburn resident reported the theft of some tools and a red 90cc Eton quad.
Robbery: 2:54 p.m., 1400 block of Auburn Way S. Somebody hit a man on the head and stole an undisclosed amount of cash from his wallet.
Arson: 10:22 p.m., 515 N. Division St. A woman complained that a male — no age given — had set a garbage can ablaze.
Trespassing: 11:55 p.m., 12400 SE 312th St. Shell Food Mart kicked a man out into the night for acts of badness undisclosed.
Aug. 18
Trespassing: 7:01 a.m., 101 15th St. NE. Police gave some misbehaving guy the official boot and “don’t come back now, hear” from a small gathering area in the northeast corner of the Auburn Park & Ride, where people like to sit, eat lunch and watch planes from nearby Auburn Municipal Airport take off and land.
Theft: 8:13 a.m., 1500 block of 32nd Street Southeast. Somebody stole two RV batteries from a man’s travel trailer in his driveway. The man noticed the theft on Aug. 18, but it could have occurred any time during the preceding two days.
Vandalism: Overnight, 1341 Auburn Way N. Vandals vented their spleens on two helpless Bank of America ATMs.
Theft: Overnight, 4200 block of B Street Northwest. A thief, or thieves, punched the locks on a man’s truck and stole two Stihl pruners from it.
Disorderly conduct: 1:19 p.m., 500 Auburn Way S. Indecorous, over-the-line, aggressive mooching on a highway offramp got a beggar arrested.
Bike theft: 7:23 p.m., 110 block of 2nd Street Southwest. Somebody stole someone else’s bicycle.
