Auburn Police responded to the following incidents, among many others, between Jan. 18 and 24:

Jan. 18

Trespassing: 3:23 p.m., 19 B St. SE. When Top Nails had had just about enough of a troublemaking customer’s shenanigans, management scratched her from its y’all-come-on-in list.

Vandalism: 9:51 p.m., 201 2nd St. SE. Somebody took out their frustration and angst on a coffee stand.

Jan. 19

Latte schmatte, get out! 8:07 a.m., 1420 Harvey Road NE. Starbucks management brought up the out-of-doors to a troublemaking man and invited him to sample it for an extended interval.

Jan. 20

Shoplifting: 5 p.m., 1701 Auburn Way S. After three women shoplifted something from Walgreens, they left in a stolen vehicle.

Vandalism: 10 p.m., 1800 block of Howard Road Southeast. Police slapped the cuffs on a rock chucker for chucking rocks through car windows.

Disorderly conduct: 11:28 p.m., 500 Auburn Way S. Police busted a man for begging with too much vim and verve.

Jan. 21

Felony warrant: 6:13 a.m., 100 block 15th Street Northeast. Police arrested a woman on a felony warrant for organized retail theft.

Agency assist: 8:40 a.m., 39600 block of 174th Lane SE. A male took a baseball bat to his sweetheart.

Vandalism: 11:41 a.m., 504 W. Main St. A woman told police that one member of a group of juveniles had begun jumping on the hood of her car and damaged it.

Nuisance on the sauce: 5:23 p.m., 5148 Auburn Way N. An obnoxious, booze-bolting, patron-bugging man told an officer responding to a Chevron store’s call that he wasn’t going to leave as management had asked him to do many times, no sir. And what’s more, the beanie-sporting man was going to both punch said officer, and in so punching, kick his posterior. The officer busted the drunk and hauled him off to the SCORE jail.

Jan. 23

Unlawful burning: 4:47 p.m., 1800 block of Howard Road Southeast. Somebody did a bit of reckless burning in the late afternoon, and police got wind of it.

Theft: 5:20 p.m., 1800 block of Howard Road Southeast. A man set down his phone, whereupon somebody promptly stole it and later used the credit card inside at two spots in Auburn.

Jan. 24

Armed robbery: 9:10 p.m., 801 Auburn Way N. A male robbed Fred Meyer at gunpoint.