Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between June 30 and July 6:

June 30

Vandalism: Overnight, 1200 block of 25th Street Southeast. Somebody reported “a vandalism,” though just what was vandalized, the severity of damage and the estimated cost of said vandalism were undisclosed.

Theft: 12:01 a.m., 100 block of 21st Street Southeast. Somebody stole tools, type and worth undisclosed, from a truck between March 30 and June 30 of 2015.

Theft: Overnight, 20 E St. NE. Somebody stole items undisclosed from a school bus at Washington Elementary School

Shoplifting: 12:14 p.m., 762 Outlet Collection Drive SW. Store security caught a man filching clothing from Walmart, whereupon police arrived to cite then release him.

Agency assist: 2:52 p.m., 200 block of North Division Street. Because the mother of a 15-year-old girl no longer wanted to care for her, the Auburn Police Department and Child Protective Services took the disowned child into protective custody.

July 2

Obstructing justice: 7:45 a.m., 1300 block of 28th Place Southeast. Police arrested a male who had combined his graceless obstruction of justice with artless possession of drug paraphernalia.

Vandalism: Overnight, 600 block of 37th Street Southeast. Somebody vandalized the bed of a dump truck with black spray paint graffiti.

Theft: 1:46 p.m., 762 Outlet Collection Drive SW. A male and a female stole a car battery from Walmart and tried to return it for money, but store security caught the duo and police arrested them.

Vandalism: 8 a.m., 2935 O St. SE. Somebody threw eggs at a woman’s front porch and her lawn chairs.

Trespassing: 8:44 p.m., 1531 Auburn Way N. Tiring of a man’s undisclosed wrongdoing, Mayor McCheese banished a man from his hamburger haven.

July 4

Handgun pointing: 12:15 p.m., 900 15th St. SW. A driver pointed a handgun at another driver.

Disorderly conduct: 9:08 p.m., 1202 Auburn Way N. A male began swinging his fists at another male and got himself arrested for conduct that was the opposite of orderly.

Animal problem: 9:01 p.m., 31600 126th Avenue SE. After a lost dog bit a young child, the Auburn Valley Humane Society took the dog into custody.

July 6

Theft: 11:30 p.m., 5100 block of Frontage Road. Someone stole a woman’s two laptops.

Trespassing: 10:26 a.m., 1519 Auburn Way S. Having reached the end of its good will toward one misbehaving fellow, Goodwill applied to him the boot of banishment.