Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between June 7 and 11:

June 7

Controlled substance: 8:50 a.m., 23 A St. SW.Bike Officers arrested a guy at the Sound Transit Center for having methamphetamine.

Theft: Overnight, 1300 block of 31st Street Southeast. An unknown man asked this dude for spare change, then grabbed the dude’s wallet and ran off.

Commercial burglary: 4:40 a.m., 420 H St. NW. Staff at Pro-Tow called police to complain that somebody had sliced their fence and slithered into their impound yard while the cover of darkness was over the land.

June 8

DUI: 8:24 a.m., 914 Auburn Way S. After a man plowed his vehicle into Star Donuts, police busted him for driving under the influence of something.

Illegal substance, prowling, and more: 10:01 a.m., 2600 block of 18th Street Southeast. A man ran from police during a possible vehicle prowl investigation, but they caught and arrested him for trespassing, obstructing, resisting arrest, possession of vehicle theft tools and drug paraphernalia.

Fireworks: 11:51 p.m., 5700 block of South 320th Street. Some guy injured his hand while he was setting off fireworks within the City of Auburn, where such activity is taboo except on July 4 and New Year’s Eve.

June 9

Shoplifting: 3:10 p.m., 1406 Lake Tapps Parkway SE. Police busted two men for shoplifting.

Daffy bucks: 11:54 p.m., 2402 Auburn Way S. Somebody tendered a counterfeit $20 bill to staff at the Muckleshoot Casino.

Car theft redux: 6 p.m. 11800 block of Southeast 290th Place. A woman who’d set out to recover her recently-recovered, stolen vehicle got to where it was supposed to be, but it was no longer there.

June 11

Theft: 1:45 a.m., 1300 W. Main St. A thief, or thieves in thievish compact, broke into a semi tractor overnight and stole undisclosed stuff from it.

The Taco Bell tolled for him:: 6:02 p.m., 710 Auburn Way S. Taco Bell kicked out a nuisance, of undisclosed nuisancy.