Between June 11 and 17, Auburn Police responded to the following incidents, among many others:

June 11

Vandalism: 11:05 a.m., 450 block of F Street Southeast. A passerby called to report several teens who were spray painting a highway underpass.

Weapons: 11:28 p.m., 4010 A St. SE. Hard on the heels of a war of words, a dude shot off a gun in a parking lot.

June 12

Drugs: 5:50 p.m., 320 Auburn Way S. After a heroin deal went down in a Burger King parking lot, police arrested two adults.

Theft: 11:04 p.m., 1100 block of 37th St. SE. A theft of some make of bike occurred, transpired, went down, happened.

June 14

Stone chuckers: 11 a.m., 1102 D St. SE. Unknown persons threw rocks at Terminal Park Elementary School on June 13, damaging the school.

Shoelifting: 1:05 p.m., 1320 Outlet Collection Way SW. Police arrested a male person for stealing tennis shoes at Nordstrom Rack.

Theft: Overnight, 10 block of G Street Northwest. A theft of gasoline occurred.

Disorderly conduct: 2:45 p.m., 500 Auburn Way S. Over aggressive begging got a dude busted.

Theft: 12 p.m., 5700 Nathan Avenue SE. Somebody stole 30 flowering plants from intersection landscaping.

Assault with a knife: 1:50 p.m., 3105 M St. SE. A boy threw a knife at his sister, an attempt, according to police, to stab her.

June 15

Trespassing: 7:01 a.m., 2202 Auburn Way N. A 7-Eleven trespassed a man.

Vandalism: 4 a.m., 200 block of 37th Street Northeast. Somebody vandalized something.

Trespassing: 10:50 a.m., 101 Auburn Way S. Safeway trespassed somebody.

Trespassing: 9:20 p.m., 101 Auburn Way S. Safeway told a man to get out.

Vandalism: 1:37 p.m., 800 4th St. NE. A person or persons unknown smashed two safety glass skylights in the 100 hallway of Auburn High School.

Theft of motor vehicle: Overnight, 1000 block of 8th Street Northeast. There was a theft involving, oh, some type of vehicle with a motor.

Vandalism: 3:22 p.m., 524 A St. SE. An unknown patron of Chevron Quick Stuff bent the frame of a door because he was upset that he could not pay for his gasoline with $30 in change.

Obstructing justice: 6:15 p.m., 2950 M St. SE. After her boyfriend’s vehicle got involved in an accident on Highway 167, a woman tried to report the vehicle as stolen.

June 16

Theft of truck or bus: 7 a.m., 812 E. Main St. Seems somebody reported either a truck or a bus stolen, although police wouldn’t specify which of the two alternatives.

Commercial burglary: Overnight, 3904 B St. NW. Somebody, or several somebodies in dishonest cahoots, entered a fenced yard and stole equipment from a company vehicle.

Theft: 7 a.m., 3910 B St. NW. Somebody slurped up fuel from a company vehicle.

Forgery: 4:18 p.m., 202 Auburn Way S. A man tried to pass a forged check at Timberland Bank.

Theft: 3:25 p.m., 1304 Outlet Collection Way SW. Somebody stole a wallet.

Fraud: 4:12 p.m., 2410 N St. NE. Somebody committed identity theft.

June 17

Theft: Overnight, 1100 block of Auburn Way. Somebody stole extension cords.

Bike theft: 3:27 a.m., 500 block of North Division Street. A woman complained that thieves had stolen two bicycles off of her front deck.