Auburn Police responded to the following calls, among many others, between May 3 and 7:

May 3

Theft: Overnight, 2201 Auburn Way N. A person or persons unknown stole two truck batteries from one of the Truck Stop’s vehicles.

Vandalism: Overnight, 2100 to 2500 block of F Street Southeast. Under the cover of darkness, paint-can-wielding ginks spritzed gang graffiti onto a number of wooden fences.

Strong arm robbery: 2:35 p.m., 1101 Auburn Way S. One boy assaulted another boy and stole his backpack.

Theft: 9:40 p.m., 602 W. Main St. Unknown persons got into a man’s vehicle somehow and stole items from the cab and trunk.

May 4

Trespassing: 7:29 a.m., 11 3rd St. NW. For objectionable acts undisclosed, the U.S. Post Office ordered a male out.

Vandalism: 8:15 a.m., 800 block of F Street Southeast. Unknown suspects smashed the windows of a peaceably parked car.

Vandalism: 2:39 p.m., 1200 block of 29th Street Southeast. While a woman’s one-time friend was picking up his kid, he got into a snit of undisclosed causality, kicked her car and broke a tail lens.

May 5

Theft: 10 a.m., 6100 block of Terrace View Lane Southeast. One thief, or several of the thieving persuasion, broke into a car and stole tools.

May 7

Get out – and straighten up!: 7:37 a.m., 1428 Auburn Way S. A man and a woman got themselves kicked out of Auburn Chiropractic Clinic.

Shoplifting: 5:55 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. Some dude stole a pair of shoes from an unnamed store at the mall.

Disorderly conduct: 6:23 p.m., 100 block of 41st Street Southeast. Police arrested this guy for conduct undisclosed, but darn it, of a nature that didn’t meet the various standards for being orderly.