Auburn Police responded to the following calls for services, among many others, between April 17 and 23:

April 17

Vandalism: Overnight, 12722 SW 312th St. An unknown person — though likely known to him or herself — broke a window at an Auburn apartment complex.

April 20

Theft: Overnight, 30229 108th Ave. SE. Somebody stole a man’s pressure washer from his home.

April 21

Commercial burglary: 6:30 a.m., 3810 B St. NW. An unknown person forced open a business’ door over the weekend and got in. Did said burglar steal anything? Police didn’t say.

Commercial burglary: 8:44 a.m., 710 12th St. SE. Another business owner reported a burglary over the weekend.

Commercial burglary: 6:30 a.m., 4075 Auburn Way N. Burglars hit a local construction company over the weekend and stole numerous power tools worth undisclosed amounts of money.

Forgery: 3:30 p.m., 1531 Auburn Way N. Bad guys tried to slip two counterfeit bills past persons in the employ of their honors, Mayor McCheese and Ronald McDonald.

Theft: 7 p.m., 400 block of H Street Northwest. A woman trespassed onto the property of a tow yard and took her vehicle without paying impound fees.

Theft: 11 p.m., 1200 block of Auburn Way S. A pizza delivery driver delivered the crusty goods, but alas, got zip in return.

April 22

Theft: 8:15 a.m., 225 Auburn Way S. A woman heard her car alarm sound and noticed a passenger window had been broken. The thief or thieves got away with her brown leather bag. An employee of a neighboring business had seen someone drive away in a silver Honda Civic. The Honda turned out to have been stolen.

Vandalism: 12 a.m., 2900 block of Auburn Way South. Somebody, possibly a woman’s former love interest, poured sugar into her pickup truck’s gas tank.

Commercial burglary: Overnight, 711 E. Main St. Burglars removed a lock and chain from a fenced construction site and stole power tools from a locked storage trailer.

Burglary: 1:30 p.m., 3602 A St. SE. Suspects unknown to police cut a perimeter fence and tried to steal wheels and tires from a vehicle.

Vandalism: 6:35 p.m., 1102 Auburn Way S. A person or persons unknown roughed up a bathroom stall and trashed a table at the Auburn Library.

April 23

Controlled substance: 8:57 a.m., 800 4th St. NE. Auburn High School authorities suspended a student from school. The student is to be charged with being in possession of marijuana.

Trespassing: 8:43 p.m., 1102 Auburn Way S. The Auburn Library kicked two men from its premises.