Auburn police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Nov. 15 and 17:
Nov. 15
Trespassing: 10:45 a.m., 1200 block of Auburn Way S. The Auburn Motel gave a firm and resolute boot to a man who wasn’t wanted there, for whatever the shenanigans.
Vehicle: Overnight, 107 W. Main. An Auburn resident reported that somebody had stolen his 1990 Toyota Camry from the parking lot of his apartment complex.
Controlled substance: 11:54 a.m., 2700 block of I Street Northeast. Police arrested a man in the 2700 block of I ST NE for a DOC escape warrant. Police are also considering charging him with possession of drug paraphernalia and possession of auto theft tools.
Theft: 12:50 a.m., 10800 block of Southeast 290th St. Unknown person stole mail from mailbox.
Theft of tools: 2:32 p.m., 2400 block of F Street Southeast. The dude tried to steal a bag of tools but somebody saw him and police caught up with his thieving carcass a few blocks away.
Controlled substance: 3:36 p.m., 31900 block of 104th Avenue Southeast. Police arrested a man for heroin possession, teaching him the lesson that having heroin is very bad.
Forgery: 4:20 p.m., 1531 Auburn Way N. Police arrested somebody for trying to pass a bogus $100 bill, an illegal attempt to make select goodies of McDonald’s Restaurant his or her own.
Nov. 16
Burglary: 3:46 a.m., 2302 R St. SE. A woman complained that somebody had broken into her shed and stolen her washer.
Vandalism: 3:55 p.m., 1510 block of 22nd Street Southeast. Somebody took out his or her frustrations on some innocent pumpkins and window screens.
Nov. 17
Theft: Overnight, 11200 block of Southeast 327th Street. Some thieving so and so stole a flag from a home and trespassed in the commission of said flag thievery.
Obstructing justice: 1:56 p.m., 12400 block of Southeast 312th Street. Police arrested a man after an acquaintance notified police that he had a warrant. Turns out he also had drug paraphernalia on his person.
Gulp and galumph: 9:29 p.m., 521 Auburn Way S. Four kids sampled dainties from Denny’s menu and skedaddled, though police caught up with one kid and busted him or her for the theft.
