Auburn police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Oct. 11 and 12:

Oct. 10

ID theft: 11200 block of Southeast 313th Place. Somebody scammed a woman between February and October.

Weapons offense: 6 p.m., 320 block of Auburn Way S. A man reported that another male brandished a knife on him and ran off. The man did not want to press charges. Police could not find the bad guy.

Oct. 11

Git out! 10:06 a.m., 101 Auburn Way S. Safeway management gave somebody of one gender or the other the official “scramola, and stay scrammed!” Police were silent on the deed or deeds of badness.

Trespassing: 12:53 p.m., 1275 Outlet Collection Way SW. Unwilling to endure some guy’s shenanigans a second longer, Outlet Collection management booted him enthusiastically from all of their property.

Theft: 3:05 p.m., 2406 N St. NE. A female complained that somebody had stolen her laptop and other items from her room at a clean and sober house.

Bike theft: Overnight, 1400 block of G Street Southeast. A resident called to complain that somebody had stolen a Redline bicycle from his backyard.

Theft: 2 a.m., 401 37th St. SE. A man called police after discovering that somebody had stolen his mountain bicycle from behind his home overnight. The man said that he had a still photograph showing the suspect.

Theft: 5:21 p.m., 2304 A St. SE. A female complained to police that somebody had made off with her laptop.

Theft: 5:15 p.m.., 4018 A St. SE. A man shuffled out of Hairmasters without first paying for his haircut.

Vandalism: Overnight, 30908 124th Avenue SE. A resident reported that persons unknown had dismantled the southbound speed enforcement camera directly in front of Lea Hill Elementary and made off with it.

Oct. 12

Vandalism: 2 a.m., 1521 D St NE. Police booked a 19-year-old-man into the SCORE jail for vandalism and for being drunk under the age of 21 after he broke out the window of a local hotel room.

Vandalism: 1:40 a.m., 762 Outlet Collection Way. While its driver was catching a few winks in a Walmart trailer, somebody painted offensive language on the trailer door.