Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Oct. 19 and 25:

Oct. 21

Theft: 9:15 p.m., 501 Oravetz Road SE. A girl reported that someone had stolen her car key on Oct. 19 and then used it to enter her car, from which said thief lifted other items.

Theft: 7 a.m., 5818 Panorama Drive SE. A woman told police that somebody entered her car with a stolen key, and that someone stole her Apple iPhone portable charger.

Trespassing: 11:02 a.m., 702 Auburn Way S. Once again, Ronald McDonald was called upon to apply the business end of one of his floppy red shoes to the posterior of a misbehaving customer, and out he or she went into the late morning.

Oct. 22

Trespassing: 9:55 a.m., 107 N St. SE. “She assaulted me,” said one woman, to which the accused responded, “No, t’was she who assaulted me.” In fact, neither could show any injuries visible to the human eye.

Vandalism: 8:58 p.m., 1500 block of Riverview Drive Northeast. Somebody damaged a man’s Halloween decorations in ways undisclosed.

Oct. 24

Trespassing: 7:04 a.m., 12400 SE 312th St. For loitering and making threats, a woman got the get you out from a Shell gas station/store.

Theft: 8 a.m., 1016 Outlet Collection Way SW. Thieves stole $8,500 worth of composite siding from a construction site.

Shoplifting: 101 Auburn Way S. Police busted a woman for stealing steaks from a grocery store.

Oct. 25

Theft: 9:54 a.m., 600 Auburn Way S. A thief entered an unlocked vehicle and slithered off with two wallets and a cellphone.