Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Oct. 18 and 24:

Oct. 18

Strongarm robbery: 11:50 a.m., 31900 block of 124th Avenue Southeast. Somebody tried to rob a woman of something worth something, in some way.

Theft: 11 p.m., 700 block of K Street Southeast. An Auburn resident installed security cameras on his home, and a thief, or thieves, stole them.

Assault with hands and fists: 6:20 p.m., 930 block of 12th Street Southeast. Somebody assaulted a woman in some way and perhaps with some resulting injury.

Weapons offense: 4:35 p.m., 600 block of 21st Street Southeast. A man reported seeing an unknown male point a firearm at another person.

Oct. 19

Trespassing under the big S: 9:06 a.m., 101 Auburn Way S. Police arrested a bloke for trespassing at Safeway. Turns out the guy also had drug paraphernalia on his person at the time of his arrest.

Vandalism: Overnight, 3600 block of Auburn Way South. Vandals did their nasty business on multiple vehicles in ways undisclosed. Police provided no further details.

Trespassing: 1:32 p.m., 2900 block of Auburn Way S. For naughty actions worthy of an extended stay-away from multiple undisclosed locales, two men got the 10-year boot. Police provided no further details.

Stolen property: 8:05 p.m., 1702 Auburn Way N. A man with a stolen cell phone tried to sell it to police.

Disorderly conduct: 10:10 p.m., 900 block of L Street Southeast. Police arrested a woman for conducting herself in a disorderly way, undisclosed.

Oct. 20

Vandalism: 8:24 a.m., 12400 block of Southeast 298th Place. A woman called 911 to report that vandals had done their business on a van, in ways undisclosed.

Vandalism: 10:16 a.m., 3320 Academy Drive SE. Vandals had their jollies with a hapless shed at the Auburn Adventist Academy. Police provided no further details.

Shoplifting: 6:59 p.m., 101 Auburn Way S. A woman tried to steal $228.85 worth of groceries from Safeway.

Oct. 21

Bank robbery: 12:31 p..m., 101 Auburn Way S. “A bank robbery occurred,” according to Auburn Police.

Strongarm robbery: 12:51 p.m., 914 D St. NE. A woman stole an undisclosed amount of money from a tip jar at Sunny Teryaki restaurant. When an employee confronted the woman and tried to stop her from fleeing, the tip jar thief punched the employee in the face and fled before police could get there.

Oct. 23

Burglary: 7:10 a.m., 1600 block of Industry Drive Southwest. Employees of an undisclosed business reported an overnight burglary. Nearby surveillance video showed the suspect grabbing a rock from in front of another business, which he or she then presumably used to smash out the target business’ window. Was anything stolen? Dunno, police didn’t say.

Oct. 24

Assault on a police officer: 9:18 a.m., 501 Oravetz Road SE. A 15-year-old student with a history of beating up on people assaulted a police officer at Auburn Riverside High School.

Shoplifting: 11:51 a.m., 762 Outlet Collection Drive SW. Somebody swiped camping gear from Walmart before bolting past security. Police provided no further details.