Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Aug. 23 and 28:

Aug. 23

Trespassing: 8:40 a.m., 3648 Auburn Way N. A woman’s shenanigans proved so shenaniganistic they earned her a round-the-clock “get out-stay out” from an Auburn AM/PM.

Theft: 10:31 a.m., 762 Outlet Collection Drive SW. While a woman was shopping, some wanker walked away with her wallet.

Fraud: 1:30 p.m., 424 37th St. NW. Someone bogusly used an Auburn woman’s identity to rent a car somewhere.

Aug. 24

Purse theft: 12:25 p.m., 762 Outlet Collection Drive SW. Walmart’s video surveillance caught woman A stealing a purse from woman B, so police arrested A and booked her into jail.

Theft: 12:30 p.m., 762 Outlet Collection Drive SW. Somebody took an undisclosed amount of money from the purse of an older woman at Walmart.

Aug. 26

Theft: 3:58 a.m., 915 30th St. NE. Somebody stole televisions from a man’s home.

Aug. 28

Traffic offense: 9:41 p.m., 3648 Auburn Way N. A motorcyclist drove recklessly, so police busted him.

Vandalism: 9 p.m., 723 3rd Place SE. A female, general age undisclosed, damaged property, also undisclosed, belonging to her boyfriend, kid or man, also undisclosed.