Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between Sept. 18 and 23:

Sept. 18

Trespassing: 8:13 a.m., 9 14th St. NW: The Red Lion Inn found the undisclosed shenanigans of a woman too much of an objectionable thing, so out she went into the pre-fall morning, not to show herself at the hotel again until 2023 at the earliest.

Trespassing: 8:38 a.m., 2826 Auburn Way N. Down Home Laundry told a woman to get clean out.

Trespassing: 9:40 p.m., 1811 Howard Road SE. The Auburn Dance Academy told a man to hustle out and not come back until at least 2023.

Sept. 21

Traffic offense: 1:53 p.m., 11300 block of Southeast 299th Court. A man tried to flee from officers after a traffic stop, and, by so doing, added to his original legal woes exciting new charges like resisting arrest and obstructing justice.

Sept. 23

Shoplifting: 5:53 a.m., 101 Auburn Way S. Police arrested a male person for various misdemeanors after he stole groceries from Safeway. Among the arrested’s alleged wrongdoings: resisting arrest, interfering with police; obstructing justice; providing false information; and having a controlled substance upon his person.

Trespassing: 10:45 a.m., 724 22nd St. NE. Staff at TS Auto Repair called police to report an unknown chap had unlawfully entered a parked-and-locked recreational vehicle in the parking lot, and was still there.

Shoplifting: 2:40 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. Two young men stole boots from a business on Sept. 19.

Vandalism: 7 p.m., 2402 Auburn Way S. Some guy punched the screen of a gaming machine at the Muckleshoot Casino, and police hauled him away for it.

Indecency: 8:11 p.m., 300 block of 29th Street Southeast. Police busted some disgusting dude for masturbating on a sidewalk.