Auburn Police responded to the following calls for service, among many others, between July 28 and Aug. 1
July 28
Residential burglary: 5 a.m., 6500 block of Isaac Avenue Southeast. Somebody illegally entered a detached garage and commenced to appropriating items from a Jeep and from boxes and bins therein.
Found: Overnight, 5830 Terrace View Lane SE. A man called 911 to report that he had found a locked red trunk, its owner unknown.
Burglary: Overnight, 6700 block of Marshall Avenue Southeast. Some thieving so-and-so slipped into an open, unlocked garage overnight in Lakeland Hills and departed with a $1,000 bike.
Assault: 6:46 p.m., 1500 block of 31st Street Southeast. Somebody pepper-sprayed a woman.
Felony harassment: 11:46 p.m., 5550 Auburn Way S. A man capped a road-rage incident by pointing his gun at a gas station.
July 29
Assault: 10:42 p.m., 2900 block of Auburn Way S. A woman’s boyfriend assaulted her, and in so doing damaged her bedroom door.
July 30
Petrol pilfering: 2:05 a.m., 5100 block of Frontage Road. Police busted some guy for stealing gasoline.
Burglary: 8:11 a.m., 600 block of 22nd Street Southeast. Police arrested two guys for burglary, one of them in possession of a sawed-off shotgun.
Assault: 12:39 p.m., 1150 block of Auburn Way South. In the course of fisticuffs, fighter one doused fighter two with pepper spray.
July 31
Shots fired: 1:45 p.m., 900 block of East Main Street. In the unfolding drama of a road-rage incident, one driver fired a weapon at the other.
Vandalism: 5:10 p.m., 400 block of Boundary Boulevard. For taking out the frustrations of his life on a hapless street sign, police busted a man.
Aug. 1
Cops helping cops: 1:20 a.m., 300 block of Southwest 16th Street. Kent police employed a pursuit intervention technique to stop and disable a fleeing vehicle, whereupon out of said vehicle popped a he and a she intending to escape but who were arrested instead.