Oct. 26

No pancakes for you: 1021 a.m., 1044 Outlet Collection Way SW. Police trespassed a woman from IHOP.

Theft: 8:42 p.m., 4900 block of Wesley Court SE. A woman reported another female stole packages from her porch days earlier. Amazon has already refunded her money.

Oct. 27

Strong-arm robbery: 9 a.m., 2202 Auburn Way N. A strong-arm robbery went down at 2202 Auburn Way N.

Weapons offense: 12:48 p.m., 1400 block of Terrace Drive. A male (age not disclosed) was taken into custody after he discharged a firearm in the presence of an Auburn police detective.

Trespassing and brewsky theft: 2:15 p.m., 1416 Harvey Road NE. An habitual thief was arrested after trespassing and stealing a six pack of Stella Artois.

Misdemeanor vandalism: 4 p.m., 1101 Outlet Collection Way SW. A man called 911 to report that the exhaust pipe on his red 1999 Ford F-250 pickup had been partially sawn through, and the suspects in the vandalism had sped off in a vehicle.

Theft: 3:30 p.m., 16th Street Northwest. Some evil-doer made off with a binder of baseball cards.

Misdemeanor vandalism: 11:06 p.m., 5800 block of Terrace View Lane. A woman reported an attempted theft of her catalytic converter that had occurred days earlier.

Weapons offense: 11:30 p.m., 400 block of 8th Street Southwest. Somebody shot a dog.

Oct. 31

Serial poop pitching: 6:35 a.m., 4800 block of D Street Northeast. A serial incident of human fecal matter being thrown against a residence was investigated.